QUALITY CONTROL

A fellow goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex.  The foreman takes him around the factory and shows him all the machinery, and then finally offers him the job.
“What will the role entail exactly?” asks the interviewee.  “Well,” says the foreman, “you have to check one in a hundred rubbers”.  He proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, and holds it up to the special lights. 

Then he opens his white coat, and draws the rubber on over his already erect penis, and calls the watching secretary over.  The fellow watches in amazement as she slowly wriggles her skirt up above her waist and reveals her lovely pink silky nylon knickers.  Slowly she takes her knickers down to her stocking-tops, smiles happily, turns and bends over with her bottom towards them.  The foreman carefully enters her and is soon pumping away at her, finally giving her all he’s got.  When he’s finished, he withdraws from her and they watch the young lady pull her knickers up, wriggle her skirt down in place, and with a sweet smile return to her desk. 

The foreman then stretches the well-used rubber, and holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes or other damage.  “Easy as that,” he says, grinning. “When do I start?” asks the fellow, hardly able to believe his luck.  “Monday, 08:00 sharp!” 

Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory, waiting to get in, at 06:30.  Anyway, the production line starts up and he counts eagerly as the first 100 ribbed lubricated specials, roll off the machine.  He picks up the 101st, stretches it, and holds it up to the light to check for holes.

Trembling with lustful excitement, his mind full of the image of the young secretary bent over with her skirt up, and her knickers taken down, he opens his white coat and slowly pulls the soft rubber on over his very stiff erection.  Then he quickly beckons to the secretary to come over, and asks her to pull her skirt up and take her knickers down. 

Smiling sweetly, she slowly pulls her skirt up above her knickers, and he gasps as he sees her lovely underwear.  Then, to his amazement, instead of taking down her virgin white knickers, and bending over for him, she grabs hold of his big rubbered erection, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate him.  Extremely startled and confused, the bloke just gasps and looks at the smiling young secretary who says...

“Sorry.  It’s Company Policy.  You've got to work a week in hand!!!"