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The Blonde and the Casino |
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
Then a very
attractive blonde woman arrived.
She bet twenty
thousand pounds (£20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm undressed." With that, she started slowly removing her outer clothing.
Soon she was
dressed only in her bra, stockings, girdle and knickers.
She blushed shyly,
and then stepped forward and rolled the dice.
Suddenly she
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
She danced around excitedly in circles.
Then the dice came
to a stop.
Instantly she
jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers, and kissed them on their cheeks.
Then she picked up
her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared
at each other, dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, - I thought you were watching."
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* * The Moral?
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*- Not all blondes
are dumb, but all men are men.
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