A Chinese couple get married - and they are both virgins.

On the wedding night, she undresses and gets into bed.

Her lovely big white panties are her only protection.

She trembles in anticipation under the bed sheets.

She watches her husband undress to his white underpants.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know is you firs time and you berry flightened".

He is nearly as scared as she is.

"I promise you, is my firs time also".

He puts his hand tentatively on her knickers.

"I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, - jus anyting you want, you say".

She puts her hand nervously onto his white underpants.

"I know what I want".

He moves closer, encouraged.

"What you want?"

An embarrassed silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

"I want....numma 69," she eventually replies.

A long thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want.... Beef with Blackbean sauce?"